No. 2340
A seven-year-old says, “I am not an oxymoron!”
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Told to make up her mind, a little girl asks, “How do
you put makeup on your mind?”
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A 6-year-old watched his dad tap the walls searching for
support beams to hang his pictures. “Daddy, there is no one in there.”
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A 7-year-old boy to his 3-year-old sister: “Tell me when
you are asleep, okay?”
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A little girl was diligently pounding away on her
grandfather’s computer. She told him she was writing a story. “What’s it
about?” he asked. “I don’t know,” she said. “I can’t read.”
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One day day a little girl was standing next to me and stroking my eyebrow
with her finger. When I asked what she was doing she said, “I’m your eyebrow
petter.”
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A 3-year-old after being told that her shoes were on the
wrong feet: “Don’t be silly, Mommy. I know they’re my feet.”
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