Memorandum
DATE: MONDAY 16 JANUARY
		FROM: EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT
		TO: ALL EXECUTIVE DIRECTORS
Next Thursday at 10:30 a.m. Halley's Comet will appear over this area. 
		This is an event which occurs only once every 75 years. Notify all 
		Directors and have them arrange for all employees to assemble on the 
		company lawn and inform them of the occurrence of this phenomenon. If it 
		rains, then cancel the day's observation and assemble in the auditorium 
		to see a film about the comet.
		______
Memorandum
DATE: TUESDAY 17 JANUARY
		FROM: EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR
		TO: ALL DIRECTORS
By order of the Executive Vice President, next Thursday at 10:30 a.m. 
		Halley's Comet will appear over the company lawn. If it rains, cancel 
		the days work and report to the auditorium with all employees where we 
		will show films; a phenomenal event which occurs every 75 years.
		______
Memorandum
DATE: WEDNESDAY 18 JANUARY
		FROM: DIRECTOR
		TO: ALL DEPARTMENT HEADS
By order of the phenomenal Executive Vice President, at 10:30 next 
		Thursday Halley's comet will appear in the auditorium. In case of rain 
		over the company lawn the Executive Vice President will give another 
		order, something which occurs only every 75 years.
		______
		
		Memorandum
DATE: THURSDAY 19 JANUARY
		FROM: DEPARTMENT HEAD
		TO: ALL SUPERVISORS
Next Thursday at 10:30 the Executive Vice President will appear in our 
		auditorium with Halley's Comet, something which occurs every 75 years. 
		If it rains the Executive Vice President will cancel the comet and order 
		us all out to our phenomenal company lawn.
		______
Memorandum
DATE: FRIDAY 20 JANUARY
		FROM: SUPERVISOR
		TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
When it rains next Thursday at 10:30 over the company lawn, the phenomenal 75-year-old Executive Vice President will cancel all work and appear before all employees in the auditorium accompanied by Bill Haley and the Comets.