Memorandum
DATE: MONDAY 16 JANUARY
FROM: EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT
TO: ALL EXECUTIVE DIRECTORS
Next Thursday at 10:30 a.m. Halley's Comet will appear over this area.
This is an event which occurs only once every 75 years. Notify all
Directors and have them arrange for all employees to assemble on the
company lawn and inform them of the occurrence of this phenomenon. If it
rains, then cancel the day's observation and assemble in the auditorium
to see a film about the comet.
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Memorandum
DATE: TUESDAY 17 JANUARY
FROM: EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR
TO: ALL DIRECTORS
By order of the Executive Vice President, next Thursday at 10:30 a.m.
Halley's Comet will appear over the company lawn. If it rains, cancel
the days work and report to the auditorium with all employees where we
will show films; a phenomenal event which occurs every 75 years.
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Memorandum
DATE: WEDNESDAY 18 JANUARY
FROM: DIRECTOR
TO: ALL DEPARTMENT HEADS
By order of the phenomenal Executive Vice President, at 10:30 next
Thursday Halley's comet will appear in the auditorium. In case of rain
over the company lawn the Executive Vice President will give another
order, something which occurs only every 75 years.
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Memorandum
DATE: THURSDAY 19 JANUARY
FROM: DEPARTMENT HEAD
TO: ALL SUPERVISORS
Next Thursday at 10:30 the Executive Vice President will appear in our
auditorium with Halley's Comet, something which occurs every 75 years.
If it rains the Executive Vice President will cancel the comet and order
us all out to our phenomenal company lawn.
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Memorandum
DATE: FRIDAY 20 JANUARY
FROM: SUPERVISOR
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
When it rains next Thursday at 10:30 over the company lawn, the phenomenal 75-year-old Executive Vice President will cancel all work and appear before all employees in the auditorium accompanied by Bill Haley and the Comets.